Wow. This guy just took a shower and I can smell his cologne through my door. My perfectly closed and locked door. That's not a good sign.

Over cologne-age is a pretty common college guy problem, especially with all these new lady-attracting sprays going around. Really though, hasn't anyone heard of pheromones? Guys, if you're supposed/hoping to attract that certain female for mating, she'll smell you better if you where less cologne. Plus, everyone will like you more. It's a win-win situation.